Meet Carly. Though she has a somewhat generic name and Google seems to only recognize a quite different Carly Valentine Photographer, the REAL Carly is of course a unique individual like any and every other NYU student.
Originating from Canada, Carly remained there over the summer until it was time to move to New York City. She spent this most recent summer before college enjoying a lake area called Lake Manitouwabing and endless ice creams with her friends according to recent pictures posted to Facebook. A woman with great taste and ice cream choices in my opinion, she is also a connoisseur of music, listening to a huge variety of artists such as Kanye West, and pretty much only Kanye West.
Seriously, he appears to be the ONLY artist she likes and therefore she’s a big Yeezus fan because that’s his only decent album and everyone knows he was completely responsible for it’s thoroughly original production. Her interests in TV shows actually portray a similar story over Facebook as the only ‘like’ listed is Saturday Night Live. It’s a good thing Carly moved to NYC when she did, she’ll get plenty of opportunities to see her favorite show!
Finally, I don’t see how anyone could introduce Carly without pointing out the close-knit linguistic relationship between her name and curly fries that exists beyond the written realm and even transcends all forms of logical reality. Good on you Carly, you continue to do you and be those fries. She’s having a wonderful time in her Gallatin Writing Seminar and meeting amazing new people like Kas Ghobadi, White Male Student #3, and other cool dudes.