Ann Coulter Takes Peyote and Channels Patty Hearst, Our Evil Robot Future, and the Bug in Her Brain

“Death to the fascist insect that preys upon the life of the people,” Patty Hearst, AKA “Tania” of the Symbionese Liberation Army, famously declared. Ann Coulter, on a vision quest to find the messiah who will resurrect the G.O.P., doesn’t muster quite as much coherence: “Indeed, the only good thing about McCain is that he gave us a genuine conservative, Sarah Palin. He’s like one of those insects that lives just long enough to reproduce so that the species can survive. That’s why a lot of us are referring to Sarah as “The One” these days. Like Sarah Connor in ‘The Terminator,’ Sarah Palin is destined to give birth to a new movement. That’s why the Democrats are trying to kill her. And Arnold Schwarzenegger is involved somehow, too. Good Lord, I’m tired.”