Christian theme-park watch: Yet another Disney-meets-your-holy-book adventure park/leisure resort is set to open, this time in Yorkshire, England under the name Ark Alive. AA will feature a life-size Noah’s Ark, David and Goliath re-enactments, a Garden of Eden bio-dome, Christian worship and prayer facilities, a Galilee fishing port and “biblical streets with the sights and smells of 2,000 years ago.” Biblical smells? How are you supposed to eat funnel cake next to that?