God Sez: 700 Club Stock Will Rise

God has communicated with Pat Robertson again, and told him that judges on the Supreme Court will be removed quickly (read: get sick or die), and their successors will be stalwart activists fighting against “‘the attacks on religious faith.'” God’s last communique to Robertson (relayed after the fact) was that the war in Iraq would be a “messy disaster.” So does that mean we should listen when God, via Robertson, tells us that Bush will pass his Social Security and tax reform, that Muslims will accept Jesus Christ, and that 2005 is going to be a year of “extraordinary prosperity” for America and the Christian Broadcasting Network?

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