The FCC has run Jesus Christ out off South Park, The Comedy Channel’s lovable mountain town of foul-mouthed little assholes. Oops! We mean “butt-holes.” Broadcasting & Cable reports that “words and phrases as ‘goddammit,’ ‘Jesus Christ,’ ‘asshole,’ and ‘butt-plug,’ [must be] toned down to ‘dammit,’ ‘ass,’ and ‘butt.'” (And Allah may henceforth be referred to only as “Al.”)
How come Cartman’s savior doesn’t get a “toned down” handle? We recommend “Jeebus.”
(Thanks to Wonkette for bringing this issue to our attention.)