How to Get a Pet in the Dorms

By Anna Whitescarver

A lot of people think that the only way to have a pet in the dorms is to get a support animal authorized by the Moses Center. Just wait for this quick hack that will subvert any of those annoying restrictions! 

These animals already live in the dorms and would be happy to be your tiny, baby, snuggly little pet 🙂 Give them a name and a kiss on the head — they’re already yours with no Moses Center approval necessary!

Rats

Dust bunnies 

Mice

Cockroaches

Flies 

Hairballs from your roommates’ hair that build up in the corners of the common area until all of a sudden, they come to life and scurry around the room